Football season is almost upon us!
Again, someone else sent this to me, and, true to the high standards at richardfiore.com, its content is unedited...(well, I did try to at least proofread it...)
(1) What does the average Florida State player get on his SAT?
--- Drool
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in
one room?--- A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get an Georgia cheerleader into a dorm room?
--- Grease her hips and push like hell.
(4) How do you get a Florida graduate off your porch?
--- Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs?
--- To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Vanderbilt football team like a possum?
--- Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest 3 years of a Florida football players life?
--- His freshman year.
(8) How many Ole Miss freshman does it take to change a light
bulb?--- None... That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.
(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
--- Lexington, Kentucky... he knew that the police would never
look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash...)
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
--- You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
Sunday, and picking up trash along the highway the rest of the week.