Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:

Drinking straight out of a beer can

Not sending thank you notes

Walking down the street with a lighted cigarette

Velvet after February

White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day

Southern girls know the three types of school

Ballroom, Ballet, Charm.

Southern girls don't drink, they sip a lot

Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:

Dewy skin

A winning smile

That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern girls know their manners:

Yes, ma'am"

"Yes, sir"

"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:

Y'all come back!"

Well, bless your heart."

Drop by when you can."

How's your mother?"

Love your hair."

Southern girls don't sweat.... They glisten

Southern girls know their summer weather report:

Humidity

Humidity

Humidity

Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed

Southern girls know how to loosen a tongue with a Southern touch:

Wild Turkey

Jack Daniels

Jim Beam

Southern girls know their three R's:

Rich

Richer

Richest

Southern girls know their vacation spots:

The Beach

The Beach

The Beach

Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:

Summer tans

Wide brimmed hats

Strapless sun dresses

Southern girls know everybody's first name:

Honey

Darlin'

Sugah

Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:

Gone With the Wind

Fried Green Tomatoes

Driving Miss Daisy

Steel Magnolias

Southern girls love to sin and tell about it!

Southern girls know their GRITS:

Cheese

Stoneground

Garlic

Instant

Southern girls know their religions:

Baptist

Methodist

Football

Southern girls know the four seasons:

Recruiting

Spring Training

Practice

Football

Southern girls know their country breakfasts:

Red-eye gravy

GRITS

Country ham

Mouth watering homemade biscuits

Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

Charleston

Savannah

New Orleans

Birmingham

Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:

Men in uniform

Men in tuxedos

Rhett Butler, of course

Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl

Southern girls know their prime real estate:

The Mall

The Country Club

The Beauty Salon

Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ...

Slowly lower your eyelashes

Listen carefully to everything he says

Speak r-e-a-l slow

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:

Bad hair

Bad manners

Bad blind dates

Southern girls know the real meaning of PMS:

 Precious Moody Southerner

Southern girls know the real names for all-out-War:

ACC/SEC Football

ACC Basketball

The Masters

Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are forevah!